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hop on ron

"hop on RON is a term used by pedophiles to attract minors on the kid-based game of roblox"
"cock islands:yo bro hop on ron"

"kamerad:can't wait to groom some underaged girls"
by iluvsquirrtwater July 29, 2021
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Ron Pulley

Faith, Family... and Luck! To be a Virginian, either by birth, marriage, adoption or even on one's mothers side, is an invitation to any state in the union, a passport to any foreign country and a benediction from the Almighty God. (Anon)
by A. E. Mood November 24, 2021
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Ron slondered

When ur in ya girls salami and ur glitzy gets rly soft mid pump
Dude last night I was doing it with my bird and my di*k Ron slondered me... she was so pissed
by RhattyMcfly October 28, 2020
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Ron Imhoff

Ron Imhoff is a nickname for an individual that has had no success in their career, especially athletes, due to drug problems that include meth. This is named after the infamous MMA fighrer Ron "Stinkbug" Imhoff from Davenport, IA that had a foolish 1-16 MMA record and had noted his training included heavy meth and wrestling with Devon.
That guy has no success at all due to his meth problems, he must be a real Ron Imhoff.
by Jeffbowman October 13, 2025
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Sha-Ron

She’s kind, beautiful, resilient and smart. Please don’t call her Sharon, it’s pronounced Sha-Ron! A Queen and ruler by nature. She will conquer and task with thoughtfulness, grace and humor. She’s a problem solver and best friend, who observes patterns before making a righteous assessment. Because she is so down to earth and confident, she tends to attract others in need of love. She has so much to give, but if she deems her efforts are not appreciated, she will easily grow cold. She detests liars and wears her heart on her sleeve. Her warm and genuine disposition and her sense of fashion in addition to her gift of intuition; having Sha-Ron in your life is only an asset. Anything she touches turns to gold! Good luck with keeping her around. Only the genuine and pure at heart will remain in her life.
Sha-Ron has the biggest heart; she’s always giving.
by Sha-Ron not Sharon November 23, 2021
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L. Ron Hubby

A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.

Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.
"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."

"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"
by DreamReaper December 28, 2023
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Deuter Ron Jeremy

Deuter Ron Jeremy is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Ron Jeremy versus the book of Deuteronomy. Thou shalt not Deuter Ron Jeremy.
"Due to the Deuter Ron Jeremy's booty, there is no room for Deuter Ron Jeremy's doodie. The Deuter Ron Jeremy will stay the same as the Deuter Ron Jeremy still bears his name."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 22, 2023
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