retarded

to be utterly stupid like no tomorrow

e.g.
Retard #1 Helmon: "sup cuz hows the car?"

Retard #2 Nadal: "its ok bra i parked it in and added headlights"

Retard #3 Haydur: "So where did u park the trolley?"

Cool Asian Guy: "Fucking retarded lebs"

by Nadal the Retard September 15, 2010

POH Retarded

Used to describe a total and complete retard, P.O.H. standing for Pants-On-Head. This is the highest level of idiocy one can achieve, and use of the term epic fail while calling said moron out is encouraged, because it is the only term known to man that can do justice to the stupidity of the action. It's that bad.

Moron: I'll be making 100,000,000,000 dollars when i patent my solar powered flashlight! Haha!

Guy 1: Are you frigging POH retarded?
Guy 2: He definitely is; Epic Fail.

by Pwnado February 24, 2009

Retarded

Definition: Gordon Brown. Gordon Brown is the worlds biggest retard for making Britain a living hell and absolutly pissing us all off.

Daniel: "Who the fuck is Gordon Brown?"
David: "the world biggest retard, he is so motherfucking retarded!"

by lossieloon2 February 5, 2009

retarded

A person of average intelligence whose actions personify a mental deficiency

Sue is so retarded for dating that loser.

Don't be retarded, of course the team will suck this year!

by BaileyMac March 14, 2010

profoundly retarded

Fooley, Rocky Stallone

Fooley is profoundly retarded.

by SC July 22, 2003

Emotionally Retarded

To have a serious or traumatic experience in your love life or just relationship that makes you confused on what you feel is right.

Damn, I've been in love with becca for over 3 years and she just betrayed me. I don't know what to do, I think I'm emotionally retarded.

by OrgasmicLarry September 1, 2016

Retarded South Islander

A mentally deficient person originating from New Zealand's Southern Island

"Retarded South Islander, Spanners Watson"

by Spanners May 9, 2005