A midget-sized, sarcasm spewing, merp-lipping creature that thrives in cold environments and can be easily tamed with vodka. Earn it’s love and affection by sharing some grass with it. It’s arms might be short, but it makes up for that with sexy dinosaur thighs. An essential creature that SHOULD be present in your life!
by JiyaLikesThighs December 1, 2018
Get the Alysaurus Rexmug. The owner of any Subaru WRX, who does or has done any combination of the following:
-Modified a WRX
-Broken a WRX by modifying it
-Started any sentence with “I read on the forums...”
-Vapes
-Referred to someone with any car as “my buddy”
-Installed any decals on any window on any vehicle, especially across the top third of the windshield, or the top corner of the rear glass
-Referred to any repair or replacement as a ‘build’ or a ‘swap’
-Modified a WRX
-Broken a WRX by modifying it
-Started any sentence with “I read on the forums...”
-Vapes
-Referred to someone with any car as “my buddy”
-Installed any decals on any window on any vehicle, especially across the top third of the windshield, or the top corner of the rear glass
-Referred to any repair or replacement as a ‘build’ or a ‘swap’
“See that Rex bro? He bought a 22B Brighton and did a full STI swap with a TD04 and coil overs, stage 2 clutch, Cobb access port, turbo timer, TGV delete, Perrin master cylinder stopper, and a short throw, then he took it to his buddy’s shop and had it tuned. It’s putting 440 at the wheels.”
“I’ll give him 500 bucks for it.”
“I’ll give him 500 bucks for it.”
by Hugh Prix November 12, 2018
Get the Rex Bromug. Hug your best friend who has the name Rex or the nickname of Rex. Praise this person because they are awesome!
by Rex the Turtle November 4, 2019
Get the Rex daymug. by Walrus guy February 6, 2017
Get the advertasauros rexmug. When someone who, after reserving an OG-Mudbone amount of schpunk for an extended period of time, releases his "seed" with such ferosity that he lets out a roar of relief and the meanest, biggest load ever (basically cums a water bottle or 5). It ejaculates with speed and power, and no condom can hold it back. It is the Spermasourus Rex, the true ruler of the Animal Kingdom.
"Yo dude! How'd it go last night?"
"Man, it was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"
"Man, it was a freaking Spermasaurus Rex! It was the mega load! It even tore the condom, and she just drowned in it!"
by YacobEnterprizes April 2, 2014
Get the Spermasaurus Rexmug. Mr. Peabody: "He's you but from another timeline."
Emmet: (gasps)
Rex Dangervest: "You are so naïve."
Emmet: (gasps)
Rex Dangervest: "You are so naïve."
by I don't say "bleh bleh-bleh"! May 5, 2020
Get the Rex Dangervestmug. by iraffe rex February 2, 2021
Get the Birdogronullationiraffe Rexmug.