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Homestar Runner

a guy whose spot in the limelight was when he was spitting teddy grahams all over Strong Bad's couch.
Ptooo! Pteww.
Dang The Cheat. That computer's got something against you. Did you like, pour Mowntain Dew all over it?
by juanvaldez November 15, 2003
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Front Runner

1. A "Fan" who only roots for the winning team.
2. A Fake Fan

Myth: Front Runners Only Like Yankees, Patriots, Heat, Bulls, etc
Fact: Believing the myth is basically saying, people from the NY, NE (MASS,NH,VE, MA) are all front runners.

Myth: Front Runners claim that they were "always fans"
Fact: Ask them a simple question like names of 5 players or starters for positions and their answer will reflect what they really are.

Front Runner: Switches their "Favorite" team within 3 years or less.
Fan: Always 1 team for life

Front Runner: Can only name 1-3 players (normally the famous ones)
Fan: Can Name pretty much the whole roster along with player numbers etc.

Front Runner: Never Watches the Games except for championships
Fan: Watches all the Games and actually remembers key highlights.
Actual Conversation with a Front Runner

FR: You See the Superbowl XLVI.
ME: Yea, could have been better if the Pats won
FR: EWWW PATS FAN
ME: You a Giants Fan?
FR: YEA GIANTS RULE!!!!
ME: Yea, well Giants didnt get that 96 yrd drive or a brilliant QB.
FR: I dont Care! Giants WON!!!!
ME:*Suspecting a Front Runner* What was the final score?
FR: I dont Care! Giants WON!!!!
ME: Name 5 players on the Giants and give numbers.
FR: Eli Manning, 10. Hakeem Nicks, dont care. Bradshaw, dont know. Cruz, dont know.
ME: You dont watch Football do you?
FR: To be honest I only root for NY Teams. I Like the Giants, Jets <----WTF???---->Yankees, and Mets.
ME: Wow...even more pathetic than the average Giants Fan.
by Thad Badassle April 10, 2012
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Rangers

The Least successful team in NHL history in terms of its longevity in the league and for the amount of championships they have earned. This team is charechterized by having the least knowledgeable fans in all of sports and yet still wish to flap their gums the minute their teams wins one game after losing ten in a row. Also see the terms; Loser, Consistent Loser, and Shittiest team in the NHL
"Wow did you see this NHL team that lost 13 games straight?"

"Must be the Rangers"
by RJA December 26, 2005
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dutch runner

you put your hand on your dick. while you have another friend work your arm for you.. It's completely not gay.. its you getting wanked by a friend.
Jeff_Damaori: Danny, will you give you give me a dutch runner?
Danny: Of course.. Want to do a double dutch?
by LocaL_tiger January 1, 2009
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Ranney School

a rich private school in tinton falls NJ, no one there likes it but everyones so rich and preppy they couldn't handle themselves in any other school. people wear the preppyest preppy clothes (lacoste) and they all do preppy little sports that usually don't win may games. they obsess over getting into college and think its absolutly nessasary to take 7 AP classes that they can't handle and cry when they fail when they don't need to take them in the first place. everyones in a click

the actual school is not that bad, lunch is an hour and its not that hard to get an A, but its the preps and the creeps that ruin the school
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Rayners Lane

A little suburban district in the Harrow borough, not much here but a road of shops run by immigrants, a polluted tube station, a boat for the fresh (the H12 bus route) and a seriously failing football club.
A: "Hey, where you off fool?"
B: "Rayners Lane, wanna come?"
A: "In your dreams mate"
by TheRaynersLaneGuy February 22, 2011
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rump ranger

One who explores the ass, and anal cavaties for one owns pleasure. Usually for gay men, that like men. Seriously, they have sex in the but.
The rump ranger relieved himself on Gary.
by Adibidibi March 4, 2003
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