ptesh

A person who study's a lot and doesn't get good grades. This type of person is generally a pussy and a homosexual. If u spend a lot of time with one, you will eventually turn into one.

Hey Sako, since when are you a ptesh.
Hey Jake, did you see the new ptesh in our school.

by Barab Glirner January 23, 2020

the ptb

Stands for The Powers That Be.
A term used in the tv show Angel, when talking about about the good guys. The PTB didnt exactly live on the same plane of existance as earthlings.

Angel worked for the PTB until the end of season 4.

by Jeremiah January 22, 2005

PTP

Piss their pants

We need to show our customers something that gets them so excited that they PTP

by ukblokester February 1, 2013

pterodactyl

verb. 'to pterodactyl'. Phenomenon that occurs when an individual targets, swoops in, and snatches up another. Often occurs at bars.

"Shit, that slut just came out of nowhere and pterodactyled my buddy Graham."

by handinhandcombat March 1, 2008

PTP

acronym: Pound That Pussy

A derogetory term used to say "have sex".

Bob: That girl is hot!
Jeff: PTP!
Bob: Dick game!

by PussyVomit October 20, 2008

Pterodactyl

The name everyone calls flying reptiles for some reason.
All pterodactyls are pterosaurs.
Not all pterosaurs are pterodactyls.
No pterosaurs are flying dinosaurs.

A: Wow, what an awesome pterodactyl!
B: Dude, that is a pteranodon.
A: No, it's a pterodactyl! My favorite dinosaur!
B: *facepalms*

by lolololmfaooyyboi August 2, 2018

Wingless Pterodactyl

A phrase used to describe something that is tubular, and not at all erroneous.

Dude, my cock is like a wingless pterodactyl.

Suzy, did you hear the Kazakhstani anthem?
Its for licking, fuck yea
Dude, your right, you truly are a wingless pterodactyl.

by tangofandango October 8, 2009