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Pseudo-based

When A secretly cringe person tries to say based things to appear based for internet clout, when really they are cringe.
"Aye yo remember how Michel likes to talk mad shit about simps and Onlyfans?:

"yeah"

"Well I just caught him subbing to his ex on her onlyfans!"

"Bruh He is Pseudo-based."
by iamgoingtoprisonlol June 7, 2022
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pseudochristofascist

Person claiming to follow Jesus, that is, in actuality, a racist.
Did you see the AR-15's the pseudochristofascists that stormed the Capitol had?
by Antifa Panda June 30, 2022
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pseudohermaphroditism

condition in which sex chromosomes and genitals are of different sexes
person 1: hey i have pseudohermaphroditism
person 2: i dont have pseudohermaphroditism
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Pseudo-productive

Adjective

Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"
Instead of choosing between studying and Netflix, i chose to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both
by The annoynce jen July 23, 2022
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Pseudo-productive

Only slightly productive or unproductive; lying on a spectrum between "total waste of oxygen" and "you solved world hunger"
Instead of choosing between watching TV and doing work i decided to be pseudo-productive and do a bit of both
by The annoynce jen August 2, 2022
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Pseudoeudaimoniosis

noun (diagnosis):

A medical condition where one feels a deep existential despair, typically as a result of spending too much time on an unfulfilling/ false pursuit of happiness whilst neglecting meaningful pursuits.

pseudo: False
eudaimonia: Greek for "happiness"
osis: Abnormal condition
Ex: “Todd spent his whole life getting rich and neglecting his family. He now has trouble finding meaning in life and slumps around with a serious case of pseudoeudaimoniosis”

Ex: “Doctor, I always thought I would be happy when I could afford a Lamborghini. Now that I can, I just feel empty inside because I’m 63 and haven’t done anything meaningful with my life”

“Sir, I think you have pseudoeudaimoniosis”
by michaelgthinks August 2, 2022
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Pseudoeudaimoniosis

noun (diagnosis):

A medical condition where one feels a deep existential despair, typically as a result of spending too much time on an unfulfilling/ false pursuit of happiness whilst neglecting meaningful pursuits.

Known treatments (3): meditation, logotherapy, psychedelics
Ex: “Todd spent his whole life getting rich and neglecting his family. He now has trouble finding meaning in life and slumps around with a serious case of pseudoeudaimoniosis”

Ex: “Doctor, I always thought I would be happy when I could afford a Lamborghini. Now that I can, I just feel empty inside because I’m 63 and haven’t done anything meaningful with my life”

“Sir, I think you have pseudoeudaimoniosis”
by michaelgthinks August 12, 2022
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