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pseudocode

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by amparojack May 12, 2009
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pseudomarried

living with your baby daddy or boyfriend as a married yet independent from each other couple.
"Hey Maria, you're still single right?" "No Ron, I'm pseudomarried."
by Sinnamon December 15, 2008
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psuedopunk

A person who misconcieves usage of the word "punk", believing that it's conforming to pop-punk. After Bad Religion, The Dead Kennedys, The Ramones, etc. introduced and/or became a leading influence in punk rock, their philosiphy came to mean that people can basically do whatever they want (see anarchy). Today, these bands echo into modern groups such as Blink 182, NOFX, or AFI. Being popularly endorsed, Hot Topic material, they really contradict the whole idea of punk, earning the term, psuedo-punk.

Punk has an affiliation with emo, though Psuedopunk contradicts with psuedo Emo.
Punk - Being original, not like anyone else. Given that, it's close to impossible to put an affilliated definition onto it. Usually punk rock consists of fast-moving beats, such as heard in Crass, Subhumans, The Germs, X, X-Ray Spex, Dead Kennedys, Brother Inferior, Whorehouse of Representatives, The Ramones, Bikini Kill, Team Dresch, Bad Religion, Naked Aggression and Conflict.
Psuedopunk - Often offensive misconception of anarchy (people who believe it's disorder and chaos, rather than people not needing government), uses more hard beats than fast beats. Because most of this is commercialised beyond belief, such as in Hot Topic, and don't encurage originality but mirroring people (thousands of people wearing the same shirt, trying to be 'original' and 'catchy', but failling miserably).
by restin256 March 7, 2004
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pseudoevil

A person or act that is not morally lacking, but does things or is done in a way as to make it seem so.
The pseudoevil banker smiled as he informed George of the foreclosure, though he really couldn't care less.
by Arcades December 24, 2008
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pseudodivorce

When a couple divorces but still cohabit together. This kind of divorce is apparently dangerous, as demonstrated by the news about a Russian woman who set her ex-husband's schlong on fire while he was naked and watching TV.

They said they were together because of the high property costs over in Russia. But gosh, that's a high price to pay for that dude who had his dicked set on fire.
Tom: "Hey, you know, even though Liz and I divorced - we decided that we'll still cohabit because we both could save a lot of money that way."

Matt: "Uhh... you know, not to sound like a prude or bossy or anything, but you know, that's a bad idea. No, let's make that extremely bad idea dude. For your own good dude find your own place. What you're talking about there is pseudodivorce."

Tom: "Huh? What are you talking about dude?"

Matt: "Did you hear about that poor Russian guy on the news, bro? His ex wife, who he was still living with, got really pissed at him one day and set his dick on fire."

Tom: "What!?!? Get out of here, dude. You gotta be kidding me."

Matt: "No lie, man. It was on the major news outlets. I mean, perhaps the guy was a dick and that's why she set his dick on fire, but I think their cohabitation had at least something to do with it. I mean, come on dude, is it worth the risk? And who knows what other things could happen to you in that fashion dude. I don't even want to think of it."

Tom: "You know, I think you got a point. I'm going to try to find a way for me to find my own place. And if all else fails I'll just have to head over to Uncle Joe's house."

Matt: "Yeah, I mean - better safe than sorry huh. I hope it works out for you though and you find someone else."

Tom: "Hope so man. But thanks for the advice."
by Adel7 August 28, 2007
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pseudohere

used in away messages to indicate that the person would rather not talk, but will if someone else talks first
"im doing my homework, im pseudohere"
by kl;kjlhuhg May 10, 2008
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pseudohigh

when you feel high from something other than illegal substances.
"the combination of Nos, Jolt, and a happy meal gave made me feel so high"
"it was definitely a pseudohigh man"
by Nos_addict January 24, 2009
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