lazy potato

someone who has no life and sits on the couch and looks resembles a potato

person one:"wow is that a potato!"
person two:"no its just jim he hasn't gone outside in a month"
jim:"hey do you two mind handing me the chips over there i would but its to far"
jim's mom:"YOUR 22 GO GET A LIFE JIM! AND STOP BEING A LAZY POTATO"

by da cancer of life January 26, 2018

Potato tank

Good cult

This is good cult potato tank

by Dr disease January 22, 2020

potato dog

slang for pug.

HAHAHAHAHHA look at dat potato dog! pugs are AWSUM!!!

by some white millenial November 29, 2017

antisocial potato

The name of which a person who thinks they are ugly and antisocial use for themselves

"Ugh whatever I'll just sit here and be an antisocial potato😕"

by Antisocial_potato_77 December 27, 2016

Bloody Potato

When a male with a chode sleeps with a female on her period

"Sup, chode! Can't believe you nailed her with a bloody potato!"

by Basic Grizz January 11, 2019

Peeled Potato

albino blond chubber

wit no friend

Wow gorg is such a peeled potato

by ScribblesTheDonk August 23, 2020

Sports potato

Those morons that constantly talk sports but the most they actually do participate in is when they watch it on TV.

Sh*t! Here comes Lou and all he does is blab about the stats. I wonder if he ever really does anything, the sports potato!

by SouthBeach Sonny November 24, 2013