Speak to the plumber

Another way of saying you are masturbating. Although it is mostly used by males it can sometimes be jokingly used by females as well.

"Sorry for taking this long, I ended up speaking to the plumber for 20 minutes"
"Hope you had fun, I don't think I can speak to the plumber for that long"

by ArtyCactus March 24, 2022

BIG D PROT PUMPER YESYESYES

“BID D PROT PUMPER YESYESYES” is a verb used to describe when something or someone is doing something extraordinary.

“Damn look at Vividia’s damage on this boss, he’s such a BIG D PROT PUMPER YESYESYES”

by Mr sneakysnek July 4, 2022

HONKEY GAS PUMPER

WHEN YOU HAVE A FAT FRIEND IN NEW JERSEY WHO PUMPS GAS.

HEY HONKEY GAS PUMPER WANT TO BLAST INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE AND GET FIRED.

by WACKYJK33 July 8, 2022

Rick James Plummer

Rick James, aka. Ricki the white, crazy, bald headed/tire on a harley riding rebel. Does what he wants, has no feelings or desire to make others happy. Gets bored easily, up for anything, best friend but nothing more man. Easily flowing but unable to have any long term bonds. Never lets anyone close to the point of becoming a chronic liar. Usually messed up on something, drugs or alcohol. Intelligent and skillful but lacks motivation to do anything long term unless given a purpose. Stories for days because the willingness to experience anything once. Hard headed and prideful. Has problems with Liars, Cheaters, Thieves, but tends to be exactly that. Not a whore but loves to fuck. Tests you constantly for years until.. well forever because he doesn't trust anyone. Gambling problem most likely, divorced, probably killed someone before but most likely has outstanding members of society for children. Geminis or scorpios. Dont get attached, he doesn't really like you like that"

Definition: Rick James Plummer (n) ; White Cracker Version of the Rick James.
Ricki: "I left everything behind, moved to another state on my Harley, to pay top dollar for hookers, tattoos, and cheaper drugs"

Random girl he moved in with: "Why cant you show someone love? A female by your side and ain't nothing stopping you from reaching peace"

Ricki: "Because Im Rick James Bitch, nothing stops me from doing anything. I'll die alone because I choose to!"

by RickiJ October 17, 2022

Porta potty pumper

A person that runs someone over with their car while someone else is in a Porta Potty.

Yo, did you hear about that Porta potty pumper that killed David? Tragic I know.

by DaddiePortaPotty October 21, 2023

Jewish organ knuckle pumper

The act of fisting ones rectum and rearranging their guts to look like the Star of David.

My boyfriend said he would give me a Jewish organ knuckle pumper, now I’m crippled beyond belief and he’s serving 10 to 12.

by SomeItalian November 8, 2023

call the plumber

When someone says "you better call the plumber"
They are saying you've got your head shoved so far up your arse that you'd need a plumber to get it out.

with that kinda attitude call the plumber

by Don't Follow the Light November 13, 2023