Sneeky Pete

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself

"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."

by theglidemaster May 20, 2019

3-Pete

The act of smoking from a bong where the user over-consumes the smoke and therefore has to take three tokes to clear the chamber

Man, lemme take a toke before you. The bowls dont last long with you keep taking 3-Pete’s

by Prism1857 August 10, 2018

Pete

Calling someone a pedo
Someone who looks like a pedo

Peep 1:This guy keeps sliding on my dms.
Peep 2:Just block him he looks like a Pete.

by thatboi21738 January 28, 2019

Pete

This best donkey you’ll ever meet he will buy you a coffee and eat your peen for lunch and sometimes brunch so watch out.

That is a cool Pete over there

by Marvin donk April 17, 2019

Pete

A handsome, bubbly and cute in the eyes of his babi! He is prone to eat lots of food on the evening. On most occasions is quite witty and sometimes slow. Never let go of this man!

Pete is quite handsome young man!

by Self praising idiot! November 23, 2021

Pete

A really cool guy 😃

Hey Pete, love you man!

by Petewicks@bigcock101 November 25, 2021

Pete

I really cool guy 😃

Hey Pete! You’re my best friend

by Petewicks@bigcock101 November 25, 2021