Used when talking about a historic person or event. It should never be used when referring to present people or events. Written by Tony John Williams.
"He likes this song" explained Dahlia.
"No, Dahlia, he liked this song. "Liked" being the operative word. Always speak in past tense when referring to a past person or event." said Martin.
"No, Dahlia, he liked this song. "Liked" being the operative word. Always speak in past tense when referring to a past person or event." said Martin.
by NutCracker288 October 7, 2020
Get the Past Tense mug.A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.
'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'
by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022
Get the Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS) mug.It flows from within. Only at the right time will it emerge through the cracks of ones ass and splat on the toilet's surface. As it pours out of that dirty ass, it will fold on top of itself looking sort of like a wavy umbrella. By the time the scent reaches your nostrils, it's too late. The paste is filling up past the fill line and begins to brush your cheeks. You can hear the paste popping as it pushes its way through your cheeks that are pressed against the toilet bowl. It seeps down the sides of the toilet with some solid chunks that plop onto the floor faster than the runny parts. You begin to pray as you pull up your underwear over your ass as it continues to empty. You use the underwear as sort of a basket to carry your paste from one toilet to the next. This continues until you can feel your intestines sliding through the rim of your asshole. You reach down and begin to pull on it. You pull it out like Italian sausage links while the paste flies off it and splats against the wall. You begin to scream very loud and vomit all of the floor. Once your intestine is half way out of your protruding asshole, you faint and fall face first into your own vomit. You lie there unconscious with a large grin on your face ready to take on the day ahead of you. You wake up an hour later and stuff your small intestine back inside your ass. You head to your room and grab your backpack. But shit... you missed the bus.
I had some internal paste this morning, but my house only has one toilet! I had to run over to my neighbors house but by then my internal paste was all over both of our yards! What an amazing morning. Glad to be alive. Suicidal thoughts are behind me.
by boy_thumperton May 10, 2017
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by gaylord123123 January 14, 2024
Get the past desires mug.The pasty substance that leaks out of an anal canal that's been packed with fecal matter and ejaculation juice.
What comes out of a shit packed asshole after you overflow it by cumming inside is called Gray Paste
Man after I made her a bunch of bean burritos I packed that b*tches brown starfish so full shes oozing Grey Paste all over my sheets!
Man after I made her a bunch of bean burritos I packed that b*tches brown starfish so full shes oozing Grey Paste all over my sheets!
by SashaPlay541 August 12, 2025
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Teacher: "The bell does not dismiss you, I do."
Student: "Man, you better copy, paste, and resubmit that cuz you thought you ate!"
Student: "Man, you better copy, paste, and resubmit that cuz you thought you ate!"
by Cammy227 February 2, 2022
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