Paranerd

An overly zealous Paramore fan.

He knows every word to every Paramore song. He's such a paranerd

by spacecowboi July 28, 2010

parker kate

The most beautiful, talented, short, gorgeous, special, poopy girl in the land. She is most likely a 10 year old who wears unicorn pajamas. Or a elderly man with shingles. Your pick, that's your chiz.

Oh, she's a Parker Kate? What a beautiful psycho.

by Allurdreamsyoucantachieve January 7, 2017

parade float

a gaudy person, usually female, with bad taste and an overbearing demeanor.

I could never be attracted to a parade float like that. She's too tacky.

by Yakuman June 5, 2018

Paramedic

Someone who looks good in a green jumpsuit and can drive a van really fast through tight roads. In their social world they let their hair down and can party and drink with the best of them. First to the scene of an accident and last to leave a party.

Look at that paramedic and how fast she can drive, I wonder who would win in a van race an F1 driver, a rally driver or that green jump-suited paramedic.

by Stig J. Bungee June 25, 2018

brad parker

asshole who kicks you in the face doing a handstand

brad parker kicked me in the fucking face

by d $$ May 22, 2010

Soft Parade

When two or more people take have a psychedelic trip together, either on LSD or Magic Mushroom.

Dude I got 4 hits of acid, get 2 of your friends to trip with us we will have a soft parade

by DogStreet_ March 27, 2016

paramedic sandwich

An apparatus in which a patient is placed on and shacked to a gurney, a second gurney is placed inverted on top of the patient, and the two gurneys are shackled together. Used when patients are stabilized and represent an extreme risk to themselves or others. May be used as a punitive measure when the threat (or administration) of a rectal exam is considered to be ineffective.

"If the dirtball in Room Two doesn't cool down, give him twenty mgs of Vitamin H, slap him into a paramedic sandwich and transport him to County."

by Knife and Gun Club July 27, 2009