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Hanlon's Paradox

When someone is both stupid and malicious and you can't tell which is the dominant factor driving a behavior.
The boss just assigned Dickhead McGee to my team and I can't decide if he did it because he doesn't know that it's a terrible idea, or he just hates me and wants to see me suffer. It's a real Hanlon's Paradox.
by roadkill6 May 28, 2024
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Paradoxical Eclipse

We will soon encounter the Paradoxical Eclipse!!!!
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paradox-as-a-process

The phenology of the process as a self-state (metastatic).
Paradox-as-a-process implies that turbulence is a self-paradox. It is derived from Heidegger's phenon of self-caring.

Underpins the phenology of supermodernism.
by tomorrowtomorrow January 9, 2019
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Paradox Virus

I'm just a fucking toxic piece of shit that's all you have to say, like I should stop accusing just bc I am blatantly jealous and pressed about me having better clips, you mean all of your feeds are better than all my clips combined shit, not like that's a flex or anything since it's roblox you're just saying you literally do.
Paradox Virus told me that he has better feeds then all my clips combined. How does that work?
by Stylismodsarefurries September 14, 2020
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cameron paradox

The act of making someone to laugh at an unfunny joke no matter what
That joke wasn’t funny.

Did you get the joke
Yes I did

Then you would be laughing
But it wasn’t funny

That means you didn’t get the joke
You just put me in a Cameron paradox didn’t you.
by Ctand December 8, 2023
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WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX

Cites things you don't know about.

To use to weed out almost anyone.

Nobody ever tells you , "as QUESTIONS " .

Best escape , ",JUST DO WHAT YOU ARE GOOD AT".
Look I know I can say I don't know anything about BIOTECH RESEARCH PROCEDURES but "the implication of the question " WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX is " WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY , ",I DON'T KNOW" well my friend I am just going to tell you " I DON'T KNOW SHIT" as is it accurate to say that cause to be honest that is the best I can do.

A KNOW IT ALL really needs to say WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX as I never did try AXIOM to clean up as THAT IS " ALL"I have to say.

I am just TIRED and STUPID as WHAT I "DON'T KNOW" PARADOX about you , "as I am getting NOSY, so " you are a "SPACE TROOPER" as " you can't say " buy you are in the "MILITARY".

Hey, "TEACH ME" as WHAT I "DON'T KNOW," PARADOX is " should you spend your time doing something else you are not good at "when you found something is "A DATABASE GAME CHANGER and you know "WHAT YOU ARE DOING" as leave it at that and I WILL FOCUS IN ON what I am doing , but MONEY IS ALWAYS AN ISSUE with the CASTE ASIDE SYSTEM.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 4, 2022
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hot chick paradox

The idea that some women who are extremely attractive, also attract a large number of men who are trying to have sex with them, which increases the chances that they have been used, reused and abused by many men too before they gets to you, thus making them less attractive for a long- term relationship and/or marriage.
Jane is a super fun hot chick, great to date and have fun with but she is no marriage material, too many miles in her engine, it is the hot chick paradox, great for sex but terrible for a wife.
by Sa00 April 14, 2020
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