Flat Iron

When a large size person wants to have sex with a skinny person.
by Veronica Lugo May 17, 2008
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iron man

a teacher that never misses a day of school or who has smart ass remarks to counter smartass remarks.
god Mr. Ramerez is such an iron man he never misses a day of school
by big tim August 24, 2004
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Ironically Gay

Acting like a homophobe in public but secretly gay. This situation often occurs with conservatives who are homophobes to an extreme level.
Guy 1: Your a fag.
Guy 2: Your ironically gay.
Guy 1: Touché.
by umad69 April 21, 2011
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iron man

When a girl wont have sex with you or just for fun, you wait till their sleeping, take a dildo and cover it with super glue, then shove it up their ass. When they try and walk they will be all stiff because of the dildo and look like a robot!!
That hoe wouldnt let me tap that ass so I did an iron man on her.
by nndk September 22, 2007
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post-ironic

A term generally used by extreme douchebags to make themselves sound smarter.
Either your email is serious and you're overlooking the fact that this bluster is in a spirit of fun or it is so cleverly and subtly post-ironic that I'm overlooking your joke.
by Pop Kessler April 22, 2010
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Iron curtain

When you cum on a girl's fringe, and let it dry up, thus creating an iron curtain.
1: dude I totally gave your mum an iron curtain last night
2: not cool, dude
by Crystalcomet September 13, 2018
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Waffle Iron

When you poop in someone's laptop and then close it
I just gave the teacher a waffle iron. That'll teach that bitch not to give me detention!
by Epic Butters 69 September 08, 2019
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