Rob minute

Cumming in 10 seconds or less

Hey how long did it take you to park the car? About a rob minute.

by x addict3d x January 20, 2016

The blind robbing the blind

When you have a willing buyer and a willing seller and no money there is a hole in the asset market.

When someone ignorant tries to steal from someone else ignorant

Did you see any of the blind robbing the blind?

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 11, 2021

Rob-shift

Verb: to shift directions, or roles very quickly ultimately leading to a better situation.

The situation shifted fast like a robbery. The inferior role was robbed, so the situation shifted.

I’m glad we successfully were able to rob-shift from the Bed and Breakfast to renting to a full-time tenant.

by NovaScotiaScotch February 7, 2021

Snob Rob

When a snotty or snobby person takes something away from you, i.e. robs you of something.

"That skank, Veronica, totally snob robbed Ben from me."

by brazilian_moss January 10, 2013

Rob

a beautiful man with huge long nipps. A wonderful aroma of sweat and piss. Gets all the women and men at Blenheim. leaves nothing for no one else. we all love him so much.

I have a throbbing rob.

by robfanclub September 17, 2024

tom rob

A skinny prick with a gambling addiction and a premature receding hairline .
Pretty much a waste of the bit space he's taking up

That cocktail stick is fatter than Tom rob

by Laddo1 January 28, 2018

rob inson effect

When you get robbed of the opportunity to be witness to the carmic wheels final visit to the one who has been most deserving of a visit from carma

He would go out every nite trolling. And i missed the chance to see a squid jump out of the water and attatch itself to his face causing his boat to capsize, and again that rob in son effect happened again and i missed it instead i got the rob inson effect

by ausssstim March 4, 2015