Pete Moss

Pete Moss is a mythical Saturday morning AM talk show radio host that talks about plants and growing green grass. He yells at his callers for asking him questions about how to have a greener lawn. He tells them to read his book and then hangs up on the callers.

Hey Dude, I called into the AM radio talk show this morning and asked the host about how to make my lawn greener. He yelled at me and he told me to read his book, then slammed the phone down.
Dude, did you call Pete Moss?
Yes, how did you know?

by Rascal-Flatts May 24, 2021

Stinky Pete

When one cums on their own face

Had a fat wank last night and did a stinky Pete

by Jefe Kent May 28, 2019

pete parsons

the destiny killer who also happens to collect classic cars

Pete Parsons is a long-time Bungie executive, current Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of Bungie, and member of the Bungie Board of Directors.

by zygarde7216 August 3, 2024

Peggy Pete

jzips Aka john Aka Peggy Pete.

Jzips loves to wear a mask and become peggy pete while his girlfriend rips his ass open raw

by SecretlyGay October 12, 2022

Pete

Someone that is stinky and smelly

You are a Pete

by Flareface May 9, 2017

Stinky Pete

A stinky Pete is when a person named max gets fucked in the ass and shoots a fat diarrhea out his ass onto the other person's dick

I was having sex with max when he blew a stinky Pete out of his ass all over my penis

by Mybigdickbilly March 1, 2020

pete's banana

A very small thing, very hard to find, all the boys wonder where it is, and so do girls.

Kev: Have you seen pete's banana?
Lev: No, ofc not!

by (>•°0°•)> <(•°0°•<) \(•°0°•)/ July 6, 2015