Crack Splitter

A particularly violent fart, being so forceful to literally split apart the buttcrack

Had a real crack splitter last nigh... my ass still hurts

by squirrely dan October 10, 2019

Dry cracking

To take it in the ass dry!

My Job is always Dry Cracking me!

by Wizzlegoober April 23, 2018

Cracking someone

Laying someone out or beating someone up

“I just cracked his shit“

ill crack you

cracking someone

by realthug420 February 23, 2020

German crack

Drugs available at German grocery stores.

Huck's is whack. Ima get better German crack at Aldi.

by Justforyoumatt September 17, 2016

crack donkey

one that acts like an ass but is on crack

Jeffrey, you're such a crack donkey!

by rAwRzXD January 22, 2017

crack of heaven

When a woman bends down and you barely see her ass crack. Most commonly seen when woman are wearing jeans.

Jack: Hey John. that waitress over there just dropped our food all over the floor...
John: Yes she did, but did you see that crack of heaven when she went to pick it all up?!

by Bobby Night September 14, 2013

Ass-Cracking

Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.

Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?

by Shohn Shmoe April 30, 2012