tig ol' biddies

A huge set of boobs

She has some tig ol' biddies.

by dumbass bitch December 29, 2014

stig ol' biffy

another way to say "big old stiffy". Funnier said with a southern drawl. It follows the same format as tig ass bitties.

Dave was walking around the other day with stig ol' biffy.

by EvanHasMachines October 31, 2011

'Ol Bacon Neck

Skin near the head of the penis that is so skidded the hell out from overuse, it resembles the stretched apart collar on a turtleneck sweater (See Ron Jeremy).

After thousands of bonks, his dick started to get the 'Ol Bacon Neck.

by O11 April 29, 2014

ol' poofter guts

a gay who likes it in the ass-which leads to the stomach-hence 'guts" poofter obviously being another word for a fag

the poofter had it so deep it was in his guts!hence "check out ol' poofter guts"!!

by dildonose January 23, 2010

The ol’ shotgun switcheroo

An advanced sexual maneuver that invlolves a male that is proficient with firearms, a woman, and a (preferably 12 gauge) shotgun. The maneuver is started by having sex, usually in missionary position, but as soon as the man feels he is about to ejaculate, he removes his genitals from the woman and replaces it with the barrel of a loaded shotgun. He then pulls the trigger at the exact moment of his enaculation

Me: Bro I got arrested for murder a couple years back
Friend: Why?
Me: I tried the ol’ shotgun switcheroo

by awesomeplp9 November 11, 2018

the ol' clout and dip

the method of smaller content creators that'll latch on to bigger content creators by collaborating , streaming , playing games , be in a romantic relationship etc. Then as soon as they got bigger numbers , getting sponsors , more followers/subscribers. They will go on their way and disassociate themselves with them (breaking up, refuse to collab etc.) with their newly gained audience.

xChocobars and DisguisedToast or Joast were great together but after xChocobars got big she did the ol' clout and dip

Tinakitten was in a long term relationship with Jummy a long time friend of LilyPichu and the OTV org. Tina was convinced to try streaming and lo and behold she got big and broke up with Jummy a classic the ol' clout and dip

Fuslie was engaged to Edison for a long time, but after getting sponsorship and getting big in general in the community. Fuslie broke up with Edison doing the ol' clout and dip

by J.Lee17 May 4, 2022

The ol' angry spider

A man stands on all 4s facing their partner who lies flat on their back underneath them. The man on all 4s then drools on their parnters face until they ejaculate.

Hey baby wanna get the ol' angry spider tonight?

I'm gonna tie you down and give you the ol angry spider
Bitch here cums the angry spider

What a dirty.

by Angry spider April 12, 2017