Definitions by EvanHasMachines

like monster 

An unusual person who likes things you put on facebook, and may or may not make you uncomfortable. If you're okay with it, then probably the term is used endearingly, otherwise it's used when full of hate. It's sort of like calling someone a tickle monster.

Stacy liked all my pictures of me and my cat
Awwh what a like monster!

Bob from work liked the picture of my cat...
Seriously?! WHAT A LIKE MONSTER.

like monster by evanhasmachines December 11, 2011

stig ol' biffy 

another way to say "big old stiffy". Funnier said with a southern drawl. It follows the same format as tig ass bitties.

Dave was walking around the other day with stig ol' biffy.

stig ol' biffy by EvanHasMachines October 31, 2011