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The ol' angry spider

A man stands on all 4s facing their partner who lies flat on their back underneath them. The man on all 4s then drools on their parnters face until they ejaculate.
Hey baby wanna get the ol' angry spider tonight?

I'm gonna tie you down and give you the ol angry spider
Bitch here cums the angry spider

What a dirty.
by Angry spider April 12, 2017
mugGet the The ol' angry spidermug.

stig ol' biffy

another way to say "big old stiffy". Funnier said with a southern drawl. It follows the same format as tig ass bitties.
Dave was walking around the other day with stig ol' biffy.
by EvanHasMachines October 31, 2011
mugGet the stig ol' biffymug.

'Ol Bacon Neck

Skin near the head of the penis that is so skidded the hell out from overuse, it resembles the stretched apart collar on a turtleneck sweater (See Ron Jeremy).
After thousands of bonks, his dick started to get the 'Ol Bacon Neck.
by O11 April 29, 2014
mugGet the 'Ol Bacon Neckmug.

ol' poofter guts

a gay who likes it in the ass-which leads to the stomach-hence 'guts" poofter obviously being another word for a fag
the poofter had it so deep it was in his guts!hence "check out ol' poofter guts"!!
by dildonose January 23, 2010
mugGet the ol' poofter gutsmug.

Tig Ol Nasties

a pair of large nasty sagging breast.

A pair of breast hanging out of a bra which are nasty, hairy, smelly, stinky, or have something which makes them undesirable unless you have a freaky fetish.

A pair of large breast which are sagging, wierd looking, deformed, or have veins which can be seen.
Person 1 :Hey look at that fat chick on the beach.
Person 2:Damn!!!! She needs to put those tig ol nasties away.

Person 1:I love my grandma but every since her surgery i have to help bathe her.
Person 2: Eww, I can't imagine those veiny tig o nasties staring at me.

Person 1: Dammmmnnn. Look at those Tig Ol Bitties.
Person 2; UGGHHHHHH. Those ain't tig o bitties, look at the hair, those are Tig ol Nasties lmao
by Blakt3948 October 31, 2011
mugGet the Tig Ol Nastiesmug.

the ol' clout and dip

the method of smaller content creators that'll latch on to bigger content creators by collaborating , streaming , playing games , be in a romantic relationship etc. Then as soon as they got bigger numbers , getting sponsors , more followers/subscribers. They will go on their way and disassociate themselves with them (breaking up, refuse to collab etc.) with their newly gained audience.
xChocobars and DisguisedToast or Joast were great together but after xChocobars got big she did the ol' clout and dip

Tinakitten was in a long term relationship with Jummy a long time friend of LilyPichu and the OTV org. Tina was convinced to try streaming and lo and behold she got big and broke up with Jummy a classic the ol' clout and dip

Fuslie was engaged to Edison for a long time, but after getting sponsorship and getting big in general in the community. Fuslie broke up with Edison doing the ol' clout and dip
by J.Lee17 May 4, 2022
mugGet the the ol' clout and dipmug.

Ol' salty mouth

One who's mouth at one point was filled with semen. One who gives a blow job. One who often acts salty
Miranda you are acting like an ol' salty mouth
by Jawz1486 April 20, 2017
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