stig ol' biffy

another way to say "big old stiffy". Funnier said with a southern drawl. It follows the same format as tig ass bitties.
Dave was walking around the other day with stig ol' biffy.
by EvanHasMachines May 31, 2011
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'Ol Bacon Neck

Skin near the head of the penis that is so skidded the hell out from overuse, it resembles the stretched apart collar on a turtleneck sweater (See Ron Jeremy).
After thousands of bonks, his dick started to get the 'Ol Bacon Neck.
by O11 April 29, 2014
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ol' poofter guts

a gay who likes it in the ass-which leads to the stomach-hence 'guts" poofter obviously being another word for a fag
the poofter had it so deep it was in his guts!hence "check out ol' poofter guts"!!
by dildonose January 23, 2010
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Tig Ol Nasties

a pair of large nasty sagging breast.

A pair of breast hanging out of a bra which are nasty, hairy, smelly, stinky, or have something which makes them undesirable unless you have a freaky fetish.

A pair of large breast which are sagging, wierd looking, deformed, or have veins which can be seen.
Person 1 :Hey look at that fat chick on the beach.
Person 2:Damn!!!! She needs to put those tig ol nasties away.

Person 1:I love my grandma but every since her surgery i have to help bathe her.
Person 2: Eww, I can't imagine those veiny tig o nasties staring at me.

Person 1: Dammmmnnn. Look at those Tig Ol Bitties.
Person 2; UGGHHHHHH. Those ain't tig o bitties, look at the hair, those are Tig ol Nasties lmao
by Blakt3948 May 31, 2011
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sick ol pickles

when something is sick ol pickles it's amazingly awesome!!
You are sick ol pickles.
- That movie was sick ol pickles
by megamind12345678990 September 20, 2011
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big ol face

a big ol face. not a small face, not a medium sized face. definitely a big ol face
check it, she's got a big ol face
by ross genital warts December 15, 2007
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The ol' angry spider

A man stands on all 4s facing their partner who lies flat on their back underneath them. The man on all 4s then drools on their parnters face until they ejaculate.
Hey baby wanna get the ol' angry spider tonight?

I'm gonna tie you down and give you the ol angry spider
Bitch here cums the angry spider

What a dirty.
by Angry spider April 12, 2017
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