A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.
by TheMindsI March 13, 2011
Get the California crotch cricketsmug. When a guy plucks his pubes and sticks them onto his feces then proceeds to insert that hairy log into his significant other's vag causing her to be tickled and rub her legs together like a cricket
by Johnny Applehands October 29, 2019
Get the Cricket in a suckermug. The act of rubbing ones legs together after first entering the bed. Typically when it’s cold and you have just changed the sheets.
by Cricket804 December 29, 2019
Get the Cricketmug. by Hell2pay! September 24, 2014
Get the Roosters to Cricketsmug. by Allen wilbert October 18, 2021
Get the Diamond cricketmug. A cricket and/or crickets that live deep down in the puddy of your toilet. Some say if you sit on the toilet a little too long that a puddy cricket will crawl up into your ass. They will nest in your butt hole.
"Hey there son don't sit on the toilet too long because a puddy cricket might crawl on up there and munch on your dinkle berries!"
by Alowishus10 February 19, 2014
Get the puddy cricketmug.