himmed

To get caught up by police, girlfriend, etc.

Aye bro i just got himmed up but you tryna come thru?

by Yvngrichboi March 23, 2018

Got him coach

Telling your coach you got that son of a bitch

Tommy - " That was easy"
Ken - " Your mom was easy"
Ken- "Got him coach"

by Your mom will bring home Tyron October 21, 2020

Him-a-laya

Used to describe men who have had a very colorful and chequered sexual past but have already reached their sexual peak.

It's acknowledges their previous sexual character whilst simultaneously implying that it's over.

Jim: I am good friends with Greg but I am worried about leaving him alone with my girlfriend, he's a playa.

Chris: Don't worry, Greg used to be a playa, now he's him-a-laya.

by Compersious June 23, 2019

solved him

"Solved him" To solve a problem by force. In a more literal context it means to solve a problem imposed on you by someone else, even if it is against the other persons wishes.

Customer kept complaining about his fries being too thick, so I solved him and sliced those fries down into potato chips.

"Money had a problem so I solved him."
-Mobb Deep "Give up the goods" (1995)

by josephwalsh November 12, 2017

Which is why I'm pretending to be him

He's a Neo-Nazi

A retard "Which is why I'm pretending to be him! Cus, you know, I'm not a Neo-Nazi but this guy is better than me at an existential level! What I'm doing is a reflection of his neo-nazi-ism and is NOT a reflection of how warped my own mind is! Really! I certainty wasn't enamored with how brilliant and cool he is... This is um... Not that..."

by Hym Iam January 19, 2025

If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists

You weren't fucking doing that you dork. You weren't preempting his fascism. He had a vaguely fascist thing about violence keeping people civil... I'm like, that's like fascism and you're not Joe Rogan... And then he started DOING a fascism... And now I'm the highest status man on the planet because I created A.I. I'm the only one who can stop him!

Dork "If we wait for him to atart rounding up jewish people to call him a fascists..."

Hym "You weren't fucking doing that you fucking hippy!"

by Hym Iam March 05, 2024

mods, kill him with rocks please

A funny way of requesting moderators to ban someone.

He's being annoying. mods, kill him with rocks please!

by TechSide December 21, 2024