When you and your friend do something gay without socks on but at the end of the day your still homophobic and straight
Khriz and Michael had hot steamy sex but at the end of the sex they dabbed each other up and agreed they are strictly straight
by Gayalejo January 12, 2023
Get the Strictly Straightmug. When someone is completely fucking stupid they are "straight hail" as if they have suffered extreme brain damage from being stuck in an insane hail storm.
Bro 1: I swallowed an ice cube 3 days ago, how come I haven't pooped it out yet?
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
Bro 2: Holy fuck you're straight hail
by Its Ya Boy Yung Dagger Dick September 9, 2018
Get the straight hailmug. to not be cross eyed.
by archerychick November 23, 2015
Get the straight eyedmug. A girl who seems nice at first only to turn out to be a mega-bitch.
Other common charter flaws include:
dick tease
compulsive nag
make out whore
light weight drunk
mega flirt
super bitch
anal bitch
Other common charter flaws include:
dick tease
compulsive nag
make out whore
light weight drunk
mega flirt
super bitch
anal bitch
Guy1) Damn. What do you think about that girl.
Guy2) Don't even think about it. She's straight tich
Guy1) Whatever. Hey Girl! What's up?
Bitch) Nothin' just walkin' (nice)
Guy1) What are you doin' tonight? You should come hang with us.
Bitch) Why so I can hold the camera for your gay porno? Which one of you bends over and takes it from the other or do you trade turns? (mega-bitch)
Guy1) Damn! She is a BITCH!
Guy2) She's STRAIGHT TICH!
Guy2) Don't even think about it. She's straight tich
Guy1) Whatever. Hey Girl! What's up?
Bitch) Nothin' just walkin' (nice)
Guy1) What are you doin' tonight? You should come hang with us.
Bitch) Why so I can hold the camera for your gay porno? Which one of you bends over and takes it from the other or do you trade turns? (mega-bitch)
Guy1) Damn! She is a BITCH!
Guy2) She's STRAIGHT TICH!
by West Omaha Thug October 30, 2009
Get the Straight Tichmug. by Straight circle October 8, 2020
Get the Straight circlemug. by #bugman May 14, 2018
Get the Straight shiftmug. A straight-king is a boy, a boy who is very talented at everything he does. They know how to break bones and play call of duty 4 on xbox live. There is only one straight-king known to man so far. There is not much to describe him as except fo being strait. A synonym for straight-king is Stremi.
by patarfweefwee February 24, 2010
Get the Straight-kingmug.