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Canadian Mustache

Did you see that dude's Canadian mustache?
by mooshkameeshka October 12, 2010
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Muffstache

Girl: "Lets fuck!"

Guy: "First shave your muffstache"
by Team Coco!!! January 22, 2010
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rubbing mustache

I need to go rub a mustache, before I burst my colostomy bag!!!
by johnhenry June 1, 2004
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THE mustache ride

Getting an invite for a party to celebrate the awesome that is the mustache on FaceBook and receiving hundreds of replies because the concept of reply to sender is difficult to grasp for some. Trolling and hilarity ensues, in that order.
FB_User_nosenseofhumor:

Okay, but what do we do about the annoying messages on our computers? It's still annoying, and there's no obvious way not to get them.

FB_User_regularperson:

Ha ha ha ha! You just had THE mustache ride!
by Doc_knows October 6, 2010
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Muffstache

1. The small mustache known to be on a trimmed muffin.
*Hence the word Muff-tache.*

2. the bunch of crumbs a man gets on his huge mustache after eating a good muffin.

*the muffin in this definition does not refer to the muffin in the last definiton*
1. -Dude 1: Hey!, have you seen Jane's Muffstache?!
-Dude 2: Who hasn't?!
-Dude 3: Oh is that the Jane with a hitler looking mufftache?

2. Jack: Man i thought everyone was checking me out until they told me i had crumbs in my mustache!

Bob: Yea, i hate having a Muffstache! its such a mojo-killer!
by Reaper727 September 26, 2009
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Mustache Vagina

One who possesses a vagina with a design of a mustache.
hey your mom showed me her vag the other day, shes got a nice mustache vagina!
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chocolate moustache

the act of using a turd as if it was a crayon/colored pencil, and drawing a moustache and/or beard on your friend (or enimies) face. when their asleep, or course.
"hey marshall! did you hear about how Christian gave Josh a chocolate moustache?!"
"yeah Juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off."
"dude, i still cant belive they docked!"
"dude, i hear Josh was like a prison queen, and gave him amazing head!"
"i'll take that as him "cumming" out of the closet"
"lol, i always knew Christian liked his salad tossed with extra ranch dressing"
by christanisadirtyfaggot March 23, 2010
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