Brendan Murphy

A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed

I wish I was a Brendan Murphy

by Cameron Cross October 30, 2022

Murphy

The prettiest girl ever. She will rock your world and has the best humor. She can turn any circumstance into something hilarious, always knowing how to put a smile on your face. She’s always there for you no matter what and has such a big heart. She may be slightly self conscious but she doesn’t let that effect her vibes. She loves her friends and would do so much for them. She also knows how to be a badass and is hot asf.

Murphy is so pretty! I wish I could be like her.

by Gangchainsmoke55555 April 6, 2020

Mailman Murphy

A character from the video game comedy web series, Lil T. He is Kirkville’s mailman. He is very easy going and gets along with all the main characters in the series. He’s iconic in the fandom, as he’s the fan favorite of the Lil T series.

Jakob: MAILMAN MURPHY?!?
Mailman Murphy: Sup dawgs!

by Olivehead October 11, 2022

Dan Murphy

Sexy cunt, clarkeys best mate, Liverpool ultra since 2003, propa belta

Dan Murphy is a proper cool guy

by Swuduusud May 29, 2019

Lucas Murphy

A total badass with huge biceps and massive pp that you can see dangling out of his shorts

Person1: where’s Lucas Murphy

Person2: I think he’s beating his meat
Person1: oh that’s epic

by Pilkospilkie June 21, 2021

alfie murphy

Alfie Murphy is an annoying cretin

Oh no it’s alfie Murphy

by Glynn hurst defender October 18, 2019

Murphy

The plumpest, most lazy, and most wrinkly Bulldog. If he lays down, he's out like a light ZzZzZz. He has the loudest snore known to man and can cause a mini earthquake in your bedroom. Don't take Murphy to a cabin by a mountain cause his snoring will be sure to create a full on avalanche. After one drink of water be ready to put up the "wet floor sign" because where ever he goes after a sip of water will surly be soaked. Among Murphy's favorite things include: sleeping, eating, snorting, and drooling. Murphy is the poster child for Murphy's Law because when he's left alone something will go wrong.

Coworker: Wanna get something to eat after work?

Me: No, sorry I can't. Murphy has been alone for too long.

Coworker: What could possibly go wrong?

Me: Everything... You just jinxed it. I have to get home before I'm evicted for noise complaints.

Coworker: Oh shit sorry.. Noise complaints?

Me: Murph snores like a fucking Wooly Walrus Mammoth. I. HAVE. TO. GO.

by LDizzle10 December 19, 2018