john hardy morgan

A kind but simple person who follows the rules and isn’t gay. He is straight as a ruler. Kinda charming and always likes a good time.

Molly: Lookit that John Hardy Morgan, he lowkey looks nice

by U know who dis is molly December 17, 2020

Gaia Leda Margarita Perez

Gaia Leda Margarita Perez went to sunset elementary after living in France when she was 6 years old(or something). Gaia perez went to George Washington carver middle school in Miami florida and then graduated to coral reef senior high school. Gaia Perez's period 3 is AP world history. she shares that class with me her amazing Starbucks bestie boo. gaia is a G, pretty, funny, drinks soup with a straw and ice in it.

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person 1: who tf is that sexy beast gah ZAMN 😍
person 2: thats j my shawty bae gaia Leda Margarita perez also known as female earth leda alcohol basic last name.

by guaposapo November 2, 2022

morgan bernier

A complete bitch from Johnston, Rhode Island who looks like an ego pancake took to much adderall and snorted coke. Don’t mess with her though, because she might whip the stick out of her ass to hit someone with. Or maybe she’s looking for it deep inside because her head’s up there too. She looks like the Wendy’s logo gone WRONG. Eek.

We don’t need the death sentence, just lock them in a room with a ‘Morgan Bernier’. They won’t make it 10 minutes. Stupid fucking Wendy’s logo lookin’ ass.

by GayBitchWithCommonFuckingSense September 26, 2020

Redneck Margarita

contrary to popular belief, this does not have tequila. it has whiskey (one part) and lemonade (2-3 parts)

i was gonna buy tequila for margs, but i'm white so i bought whiskey instead for redneck margaritas

by Robert Rene April 5, 2016

morgan spurlock

Some dumbass who decided to make a documentary called "Super Size Me", in which he ate McDonald's three times a day for a month to prove to America that fast food is bad for you. No shit, Sherlock.

Morgan Spurlock: "Now that I have made way too much money making a film about the obvious consequences of eating a fast food diet high in fats, cholesterol and sodium, I think I'll make a film called 'Surgeon General's Warning' where I smoke for 5 years to see how bad smoking is for you"

by unbelievable December 14, 2008

Captain Morgan

Captain Blackout.

What the fuck happened?
You tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
Fuckkk! They should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:

by relive2usfate July 9, 2011

Morgan

Best person ever she is funny out going tall and unbelievably smart Love ya gurl

Guy: Hey what's your name
Morgan: meh name is le Morgan

Guys mind:OMFG ITS A FREAKING MORGAN

by Fredboy2003 July 17, 2016