Murder

a large gathering of middle aged women with a very distinct hair cut demanding to see the manager. Also know as a "Karen".

the murder of Karen's are at a department store demanding to see the manager.

by Elysialyn August 2, 2020

Torture rape and murder

Canada has tortured me be taking all the things I need to be safe and happy. There's been 315 negligent homocides and everyone I've been with raped me as I was too drunk.

I swear revenge for three generations of torture rape and murder.

I kaelen Cody William granger am pressing charges and requesting torture until dead for all who've hurt me.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2022

murder

funny

person 1: *murders person 2*
person 2 : *he's dead bro what did you think*

by mr.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa May 1, 2025

attempted attempted murder

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does

You are guilty of attempted attempted murder

by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022

Murder standard

Police sidearms

They put the murder staNdard to my head hoop my house into my pockets and fingered me

by Cody5050 January 24, 2022

murder

An act of killing someone, it’s basically a crime where a pupil attacks another pupil with a weapon , and the attacked pupil dies, If you murder someone, you will be arrested with a really long prison sentence, so it’s best not to do it, if you murder a majority of pupils, and are caught by the American cops, you could be sentenced to death.

Person1: Hey, I’m going to murder a random ex-comedian via shotgun,
Person2: Dude, you are seriously fucked up, you will go to prison for this, dumbass
Person1: Fuck off i’m doing hitman shit I’m doing this for $50,000
Person2: You are a mental motherfucker I’m not being friends with you anymore

If looking for the act where a pupil kills another pupil with “bare hands”, see manslaughter

“Hey! Did you hear that Ryan got convicted for murder? He is in prison for life.”

by Eric44 May 30, 2019

Murder balls

Blue balls for the potential murderer. When you really want to kill someone, but you just can't for some reason. Weakness, not owning a gun, fear of the consequences, etc.

Johnny really wanted to pull a Virginia Tech at his college, but his dad had gotten rid of the family gun a few years back. Looks like he'd be stuck with murder balls.

by Double_A January 26, 2011