Murder

What the person in your closet is going to do to you.

Fucking run, I'm gonna murder you

by J4VA March 27, 2023

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.

Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

Murderous Maiden

A 5’2 cute, sexy, smart, and gorgeous Vietnamese woman who can steal hearts as easily as she can breathe. Loves k-pop, Minecraft and being praised. Overall she is a wonderful person and if you ever see her out in the wild run for your life before she takes your breath away.

Woah who’s that girl? She just did 83
Backflips and then while clutching a valorant game. Must be a Murderous Maiden.

by SebCrosswel November 20, 2023

murder biscuits

Because if you watch me make them, I have to kill you.

Dick: Hey, what are you doing in there?

Asshole: making murder biscuits
Dick: what?
Asshole: be right out!

by Ptolomy Fife November 15, 2018

murder mutt

A pitbull, so named for their propensity to murder young children and the elderly.

Neighbor 'adopted' a murder mutt from the shelter. Hide your kids!

by RoundenBrown February 24, 2024

Four Way Murder

When one is able to skillfully kill all in an four-way intersection.

Upon his completion of the task, Erin selected an AR-15 and a Desert Eagle to handle all four sides of the Cross, the Four Way Murder.

by TheTaste October 14, 2018

Murderer

Even if a guy tested positive for the coronavirus and was terminally ill with it, kneeling on his neck will still cause premature death, death before he was meant to die. Even if he was a guy who did drugs and other things nobody would be proud of.

Killing a drug addict or an ex drug addict would make somebody as much a murderer as killing somebody who never touched drugs and was thought to be clean, pure and wholesome by many people.

by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021