Coop-Maxing

Being 6’5 or over and jerk your dick 2 times a day with a massage gun and only nut in women’s assholes after they start bleeding on your dick

Yo bro stop coop-Maxing to my mom. Atleast stroke it with your hand.

by anonymous January 4, 2025

flesh maxing

The art of stretching one's own foreskin out enough to be used as a blanket

Jon was flesh maxing all summer so he would be ready for the winter!

by anonymous January 26, 2025

Carson maxing

When you make a big frowny face hiding your lips

Jeff was Carson Maxing after he lost his baseball game

by Bigsteez67 February 16, 2026

Mike Maxing

Mike Maxing refers to someone who eats a lot of food without having any negative impact on their body.

Bro kevin just ate and entire pint of ice cream and now he just ordered take out, he’s mike maxing rn.

by darthme0wz February 23, 2026

Peasant maxing

The act of becoming a peasant to a maximum degree by eating peasant foods and doing peasant activities for a long period of time

I made potage for supper, I am peasant maxing.

by Mr. Black M123 March 17, 2026

fit maxing

The act of wearing your freshest outfit and dopest accessories simply to portray that you get bitches and/or have clout.

Josh: hey did you see Chad over there?
Andrew: yeah, he’s totally fit maxing for this party tonight!
Josh: I know and he’s still going to leave with no bitches

by AsteezyB February 22, 2025

Perty-Maxing

Being utterly unable to handle social relationships and instead just being comforted by ai and fast food

Bros Perty-Maxing

by Auxilia-Hater February 24, 2025