Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes

"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)

by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024

Morentes

Ancient, mystical powerful bloodline. Also means powerful.

The Morentes family are an ancient bloodline.

by Morentes January 19, 2026

Modern Slavery Rationalization

The use of legalistic loopholes, cultural relativism, or economic arguments to defend exploitative labor practices (prison labor, debt bondage, abusive migrant worker contracts). It claims these systems are "voluntary" contracts, "cultural norms," or necessary for competitiveness, sanitizing coercion with the language of choice and law.

Example: Defending a corporation's use of prison labor by saying, "It teaches skills and reduces recidivism," while ignoring the perverse incentive to incarcerate and the sub-poverty wages. The modern slavery rationalization rebrands forced, uncompensated labor as rehabilitation and a bargain for taxpayers.

by Abzugal February 8, 2026

Modern Paint

Modern Paint: A fresh update applied to an existing product—whether it’s a design, label, or branding—giving it a new identity while repurposing the old concept.

Example: The FIFA video game series, which each year just adds a new date, minor tweaks, yet it’s essentially the same game.

Lee: Bruv, I can't wait for GTA 6, it's going to be sick!

Frank: Bruv, it's just the same old game, LOL. They just added a bit of modern paint.

Lee: LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamiecheese March 2, 2026

Modern Whore

One who thinks she's not a whore by having an account on Onlyfans or other similar sites.

At least I'm not a modern whore who has to pay taxes.

by Fakk0ff1337 March 17, 2026

Modern Audience

"Fans" who play games they're supposedly a fan of on YouTube through walkthrough videos, and not their console or PC, aka larpers.

Larper: "Video Games are meant to be played" Yeah tell that to the poor and disabled buddy
Fan: Wow, we found the mythical modern audience

by PomuHub March 19, 2026

Modrefuckingasslickingdicksuckingasswipingbrestsuckingpussyweting

Modrefuckingasslickingdicksuckingasswipingbrestsuckingpussyweting (adj., noun, exclamation)

Adjective – Used to describe something so insanely outrageous, vulgar, or extreme that no other word can capture its essence.

"That party was modrefuckingasslickingdicksuckingasswipingbrestsuckingpussyweting wild!"
Noun – A legendary level of profanity that surpasses all known curse words in existence.

"He unleashed a modrefuckingasslickingdicksuckingasswipingbrestsuckingpussyweting rant that left everyone speechless."
Exclamation – A word to scream when you're too hyped to care about logic.

"HELL MODREFUCKINGASSLICKINGDICKSUCKINGASSWIPINGBRESTSUCKINGPUSSYWETING YES!"

Shut your modrefuckingasslickingdicksuckingasswipingbrestsuckingpussyweting mouth before I break your teeth.

by jusy dickinson February 16, 2025