Mental Masturbation

The act of figuring out why the world is fucked up, but that you can't do anything about it... but bitch and moan!!!

See Intellectual Jizz

I know what to do about the middle east situation

Dude stop. That is just Mental Masturbation.

by Equites April 9, 2004

Mental Rape

when someone will not stop asking questions....... One after another......all the time

I started seeing a girl, but had to drop her because every talk felt like a mental rape.....

by supermcawesome May 3, 2015

Street Mentality

Open-minded Attitude and adaptation to any situation!!

"Street Mentality no be thug wey dey the hood break bottle carry loo"

by Street Mentality September 3, 2018

Mental retardation

Joe Biden supporters

Hi I'm a Joe Biden supporter and I believe that he won the election fairly and that he is the most popular president in history who got over 81 million votes, I have the highest form of mental retardation known to man, orange man bad!

by Icy Wyte July 25, 2022

Mental illness

Mental illness refers to a wide range of mental health conditions — disorders that affect your mood, thinking and behavior. Aka A Gianna; as most people refer to it as.

-Gianna has a mental disorder but that doesn't mean she's crazy!
- she has thinking problems so she went to the doctor, they told her that she has a mental illness.
-he talks to a person he claims that, "only he can see, and hear," his mental illness is schizophrenia.

by Softball Shopaholic June 13, 2016

mentally gifted

Head game strong. Really good at giving head

Damn rosi is mentally gifted.

by Liam Neesons December 1, 2015

Mental Molestation

when you are talking to someone and they say some sort of phrase that will put a image in your head that you didn't want. things you would do when this happens 1. sceam 2. scream and run away 3. hit your head 4. cover your ears

Joe: Dude i was looking through our video collection when i saw a homemade video marked Hawaii.

Dave: We haven't been to Hawaii? What did it have on it

Joe: A video with mom dad and aunt emily having a threesome!

Dave: Ewwww! Mental Molestation

by nnjjred December 13, 2009