by Xavier P June 23, 2005
Get the tax lunch mug.Having sex with a daughter and mum in the same night. It does not have to be at the same time. Walking from the daughters room into the mums room is generally where it starts.
I had sex with my girlfriend and her mum asked if I would pleasure her after I was finished. I had a gentlemans lunch :)
by bookert13 July 1, 2011
Get the Gentlemans Lunch mug.When you shit your pants at work, your buddies owe you free lunch for bestowing that laugh you gave them at your expense. Photographic evidence of the shitting must be provided.
by The izzzyest August 21, 2018
Get the Free Lunch mug.by Zachary Setum October 17, 2007
Get the hot lunch mug.The act of pressing one's eyes into a woman's nipples with the face upside-down, then having her lick your tongue.
by Noble-savage October 15, 2010
Get the Business lunch mug.A lumpy lunch is when you wake up late from sleeping with a fine woman and you find poo on your bed. The bitch has pooed on your bed and now you gotta clean it up. It was one lumpy lunch.
by Lupe The Magic Totem September 24, 2007
Get the lumpy lunch mug.Lunch ladies are those females or males who graduate from Lunch Lady Academy (LLA) and frequently uses lunch lady crossing, similar to deer crossing. They're commonly in a bad mood, and to them you MUST NEVER SAY these words, "Oh no, take it back," or the unspeakable will occur. They can fly and serve, while wearing "lunch vest." You may use this to describe one who is being shitty. They can also be supernatural beings similar to vampires and werewolves.
Dude, could you be anymore of a lunch lady, right now???
I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.
I said to that freaking lunch lady, "OH NO, TAKE IT BACK!" and she launched herself over the counter and did the unspeakable.
by TheNativez April 21, 2007
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