Scret Lover

One who loves Screts.

Cherie loves Screts. She's such a damn Scret Loving ho. Dammit.

by Scret Hatin Moi August 2, 2003

Christ Lover

A devout christian conservative that bitches about other religions wanting to implement their beliefs into society who ironically pumps their own christian horseshit down everyone's throat.

Heard this motherfucking CHRIST LOVER bitching today about Muslims wanting to force Sharia Law on innocent American children. Next thing outta his mouth was how we need to force prayer in public schools.

by Tighter Than A Newborn July 26, 2011

Chicken-lover

One who fucks chickens. This term is used in front of children, instead of "chicken-fucker"

"Hey, look! it's the Chicken-fucker!"
"Come on, man, there's children present, you're supposed to say Chicken-lover!"

by me, baby, meee December 23, 2008

Berserk lover

Berserk is a highly overrated anime and manga series. The term "Berserk lover" refers to people who think that their tastes are better than others and they may believe that Berserk is the best anime ever. The term may also be considered synonymous to "Flat Earther" for this reason because both are, essentially, describing stupid people.

He won't like quality anime, he's a Berserk lover.

by ScotoSoldier January 6, 2021

Wee Lover

A person that likes to have sex with little people(midgets,hobbits,dwarfs). Or likes to watch little people(midgets,hobbits,dwarfs) have sex. Or some one that is a little person that likes to have sex with other little people (midgets,hobbits,dwarfs).

My friend is such a Wee Lover he had sex with a midget the other night. Oh my god I am such a Wee Lover I watched some midget porn the other night.

by Andrea February 13, 2005

Lovers flu

Where two people who are married/dating are off from work "sick" at the same time. Most likely they are either not sick or have some sort of STD.

Admin office :
"Mr X & Mrs Y are off with flu today."

Office staff :
"Dude, X & Y are off with lovers flu! LOL Probably got genital fungus"

by Monkey January 12, 2008

lamp lover

a person who has a inhuman love for an object that produces light, otherwise known as a lamp.

"i <3 lamp"
"dude shut up, lamp <3's me."
"can't we both just be lamp lovers together..."

by slingatanga April 18, 2008