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Genetic Lottery Loser

A person who failed at the genetic lottery so badly that it's actually sad rather than funny.
"The genetic lottery. You only get one shot at it. Some people hit the jackpot. Others...Don't."

"My mate is a genetic lottery loser. He's lived a healthy lifestyle his whole life and is still overweight, and he's been single his whole life due to his social anxiety and numerous skin problems. He just wants to be loved or at least accepted, but it's proving to be impossible because he looks like a loser even though he's trying his best. Guy needs a hug."
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 8, 2021
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fucking loser

Matthew J. Geragos
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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skinny loser

A skinny loser is a person who thinks that they deserve a pretty thin girlfriend or boyfriend soley based on the fact that they are thin. Most are tattooed,uneducated.poor, wage slaves,who have this undeserved sense of entitlement because they are thin. A skinny loser usually does not have trouble finding a date because of their thinness. They could be dirt poor with a criminal record but they will still have the basic necessity of life, a partner. All because they are thin. They may be very unattractive but society rewards them simply because they are thin. The only thing they have going for themselves is that they are naturally skinny. These people do NOT exercise at all. In fact, a skinny loser eats like a pig but is blessed with a fast metabolism thereby maintaining a normal weight. These people feel superior to their obese counterparts simply because they are naturally thin. They believe that they deserve the finer things in life just because of their thinness. Our society further perpetuates this idea by rewarding thin people, especially white people.
by ameerod January 16, 2010
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loserdomness

person one: We're such losers
person 2: Hooray for loserdomness!
by The one and only February 21, 2005
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losercake

A metaphorical slice of cake offered to a loser/lamoid/super geek.

Also used to describe a person themselves it is the loser version of beefcake.
1. Slice of losercake, sir?

2. Losercake!
by Richard Bradley October 16, 2007
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loserkidd

a friend of loserish qualities
me: HEY YOU SEXY LOSERKIDD!
other random: hello!!
by Shady <33 March 13, 2008
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Losered

The point in drunkenness where a person, ordinarily characterized as chill, chillax, or mellow, behaves in such a way as to be characterized as a retard, douche bag, or fucktard.
Homie, you should have seen Steven last night, that dude was losered! I've never seen so many girls' tits get spat on! Normally he's a chill guy.
by Simon Lexington March 18, 2008
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