Lock n' Load

The act of masturbating yourself to the point of full erection and then wrapping the base of the penis tightly with string, rubber band, zip tie, speaker wire, etc. so that you can constantly maintain said erection and will always be ready should an opportunity for sex present itself.

Erectile dysfunction is common among liberals. Therefore, lock n' load is a standard operating procedure for them.

by 23rd Chromosome November 23, 2015

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lock up

A ridiculously bad 80's movie with Stallone. It's good for unintentional comedy.

Lock Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEQbofU3maE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQ5TwKApFC4

by Leone510 April 28, 2009

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Locker Pudding

Secretly shitting in someone's gym, school or wall locker.

Dammit, on Tom's last day of work he left a load of locker pudding!

by MyerFuzz August 25, 2009

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Caps Lock Queen

A caps lock queen is a girl (or boy) who thinks using caps lock makes then queen of the universe. They often spell things incorrectly, and talk out their ass.

Me: Hey guys, what's up?
Caps Lock Queen: NM, HOW R U?
Me: Lay off the the capitals, caps lock queen!
Caps Lock Queen: NO WAI I NEED 2 B HERD.

by mollysexual & the sexettes February 17, 2010

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Cough-lock

When taking a massive hit of weed goes bad u think ‘O-Shit’ followed by a coughing, gasping, and choking that Takes over and can lead to mucas flowing from the face, puking, sweating, changing skin color,
due to lack of oxygen, and has been known to last several minutes...... one would call. CAUGHLOCK!!!!

I hit the bong too hard and got cough-lock!
I got cough-lock from hitting the blunt one time.

by Jilly-Bean November 25, 2018

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