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loaf on toaster

its when toasters "toasts" the loaf slowly and nicely ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so its basically sex
Loaf: lets do loaf on toaster bby
Toaster: okay loafie
then sex
by DehAlmightyLoaf July 24, 2018
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A loaf of white people

A group of white people.

A collective noun to describe numerous persons of caucasian descent. Similar to a herd of cows or a school of fish.
I was asked to take pictures for a loaf of white people this afternoon.

Please use a fresh wok to cook this order of level zero Pad Thai, it came from that loaf of white dudes seated at table nine.

I was invited to join Brad and his loaf of white guys in their annual Friends marathon.
by Niker4404 March 27, 2024
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Steamy Loaf

The term used by intellectuals to refer to their bowel movements, poop, crap, shit, feces, and detritus.
Oh hang on man, I have to drop a steamy loaf before we head out.
by N0where August 19, 2024
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Loaf of chaos

A small term used in the place of cat.
"WHY the fuck did you knock over that mattress you loaf of chaos
by TinkerOfCats April 15, 2023
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Loaf Land

Usually when in a clouded mind state and forgetting what you are doing by not responding or doing very stupid things. When smoking too much pot can lead a person into "loaf land" making them un-responsable when asked questions. Sitting at a computer in a opiate high is another example of being in 'loaf land'.
While playing Magic the Gathering 2v2:

Corey says:"Joe what are you doing... don't forget to counter his spell."
10 seconds later...
Joe says: "Don't worry bro."

Corey says: "DUDE WTF you didn't counter the spell. Are you loafing?"
Joe says: "Sorry bro..... (20 seconds later) I missed clicked".

Corey says: "Huh? we already lost."
Joe says: "I think I'm in loaf land bro."
by SuperCaL September 4, 2013
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Loafs Loyalists Hangout

THE BEST SERVER ON EARTH ISTG THE PEOPLE HERE ARE SO HELPFUL AND KIND
i love them all so much and im always so happy to talk with everyone there
thank you :)
person idk: hey dude have you heard of Loafs Loyalists Hangout
someone: yeah i have its the best server ever! the owners and mods are super nice and funny!
person idk: they are so amazing
by stab i think July 29, 2021
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Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
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