Alpha Lion

A male who is extremely protective and possessive of what he considers his. He will love you for the rest of time if you treat him right. He will make you his Luna, but if you hurt him, he will retreat and take care of himself first.

He can be skittish, but it's mostly to protect his own and your modesty. He will always go out of his way if he is able to, to show you he loves you.
Has a really high sex drive. Loves nature. Needs space to think, but ultimately will enjoy your company. OCD when it comes to cleanliness, also very hygienic.

He's someone that you can trust with your life, if he cares for you. Really hard for him to trust. Strong, loving, and kind, you'll never find a better human.

Me: "My Alpha Lion I love you. I'm never letting you go. Not ever."
Him: "You're mine, my Luna."
Me: *sigh* "Yes sir."

by Chrysanthemum Jade November 21, 2021

Lion Zauberman

A type of person that is probably very cool
and he is lion

youre a lion zauberman!

by adssssssssssssssssssss April 26, 2024

Lion's Tail

When you leave a little bit of shit on the rear of the toilet seat after you get up.

Damn. I just took a shit and left a lion's tail in the restroom. Oh well!

by MdstandsforMYDICK May 29, 2024

lion pizza chicken

mishearing of “lying piece of shit king”
king, referring to loveandlight

“Im a lion pizza chicken!”
“SAY IT AGAIN”
“IM A LION PIZZA CHICKEN

by chickenlova February 10, 2024

Caged Lions

Lions in a cage

"Look out for the caged lions, you don't want them to become uncaged lions!"

by Greg Heffley Gaming March 1, 2024

gagging lion

The act of gagging on a handfull of fire ants while mid orgasm. Usually by surprise.

Marching In decided to give Xol a gagging lion last night, she still hasn't recovered.

by Try,me March 10, 2024

Intern, feed 'em to the lions

A phrase meaning, among other things, "GET OUT!" It shows that one is objectively stupid in every way and has terrible ideas. Best used in context at a team meeting or group gathering, that way it shows everyone, including the "interns" how terrible a brain one has. It is commonly used in close friend groups as a way of slandering one another. It originated at Indian Hills Junior High, where a group of people did a hilarious improv skit together based around an Apple board meeting to find new ideas, where one coined the term, and the rest was history.

"Hey, what if we created a fantasy novel about girl dragons that pee rainbows?"
"That's the dumbest idea a human brain has ever even conceived. Intern, feed 'em to the lions!"

by Idefacateonyourfrontlawn October 14, 2025