Life 

An STD that ends in death.

Person 1- My knee itches
Person 2- I fucking hate turnips
Person 1- I fucking hate life
Person 2- You need a therapist man

Life by _becausefucklife_ September 23, 2014

Life 

That thing that can sometimes really seem to suck all the time

bruh, are you ok?
Yeah its just life

Life by Tanner_M November 27, 2015

life 

Life is what you chose it to be. Your life is in your own hands and will carry out one purpose, your purpose and once you have completed that purpose you have no more worries or regret.

If death is like the wind. What is life.

life by Purpose Dream life death September 7, 2016

Life 

To live

Life is to live as if live is to life

Life by Llllvi987 September 9, 2016

Life 

Having ones dick out for harambe

Just cause
Life

Life by Heyahjwhwbebej September 16, 2016

Life 

A sexually transmitted terminal disease that causes prolonged pain and suffering

many babies are diagnosed with life every year, a truly sad reality

Life by absolute mong November 1, 2016

Life 

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Life: READ THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY

Life by Oliver_Queen November 7, 2016