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Lesbian Pileup

Act where any number of lesbian women pile on top of each other for sexual pleasure. Typically involving four or more females but can grow to double digit numbers where the pressure on the bottom of said pileup reaching lethal levels.
Alyx: Oh man, my chest really hurts for some reason.

Mike: You should know by now Alyx that pressures can be quite large at the bottom of lesbian pileups.
by jtsiz November 13, 2011
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Lesbian Leaning

The act of slightly leaning against a friend of the female persuasion, which may be misconstrued as consensual same-sex-attraction-giving-vibes.
(Suitemate walks in on two friends leaning against eachother while watching a movie)

Suitemate: You two are totally lesbian leaning right now!

Or my favorite pseudo-homophobic moment:
(You find out your old friend just came out)
Self: Holey guac! (Fill in said Leaner's name) totally just came out! I hope we didn't accidentally lesbian lean!
by Math Nerd, Inc. January 16, 2009
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Angry Lesbian

What remains when a lesbian's lover suddenly jumps the fence over into having, or wanting to have, sex with men.
Judy: "Hi, Donna. I haven't seen Sara and Kat out lately. What's the scoop?"

Donna: "Sara discovered during her lesbianage of Kat that she had jumped the fence and has been seeing a man on the side. Some say they watched Sara build a bonfire in her front yard containing most of Kat's things. The fire department had to be called out to get the fire under control."

Pat: "Yes, Sara is definitely the Angry Lesbian now."
by passionwink January 25, 2008
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Grandma Lesbian

A type of lesbian categorized as a smol bean with little to no social media and or use of technology. They wear cute little glasses for the aesthetic and probably thrift shop. They love cats and hot tea. They also usually have curly hair.
Kate McKinnon is such a little grandma lesbian, I love her so much.
I usually go for the grandma lesbian type.
Grandma lesbians are so smol, soft, and pure.
by lesbean May 15, 2019
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official lesbians

The kind of lesbians that you see in the porn movies.
The good looking ones, that look like women.
Not the ones that look like men.
Look, good looking girls walking hand in hand – they got to be official lesbians.
by Tjpl May 15, 2014
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Would lesbian

Despite my heterosexual status as a female, if an attractive woman were to come on to me I would happily oblige.
John: Damn Carrie looks so hot in that mini skirt right now.
Daniel : Five bucks says you won't even go over there and talk to her.

John: Whatever man.. Donna what do you think would you tap that?
Donna: oh yeah she's hot . Would lesbian
by Cleopatra97 October 15, 2013
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Casual-Lesbianism

When your close girl-friends get together, and you appreciate each other so much (attractive level and intellectually and wholesomely), to the point that it makes you feel kinda gay.

It could also entail some sort of boob touching, feeling each other up (with consent and if the other person also does so but not at a very full on lesbian level - no sex including)
"is this casual lesbianism, cause I feel kinda gay for you right now"

"are you in for some casual-lesbianism right now?"
by teeteeminami February 1, 2021
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