Lemon Nil

Someone who is half nil or has a large nil. A nil is the tip of a penis.

Ha ha this dude got a lemon nil.

by Squally police February 11, 2017

Lemonati

The cult who believe that lemons are not sour

"This lemon isn't even sour"
"Lemonati confirme"

by Profanity101 March 29, 2017

lemonee

Crazy, smart , loves to date light skins crazy about her boyfriend

Lemonee is weird

by Tosha rebuck May 16, 2017

lemon slushie

When you cum in a girl, then proceed to pee inside her, to eradicate the sperm (obviously)...Then it is (optionally) slurped up with one of those fun straws with the spoons on the end.

I made cummies in my girl last night, but didn't want her to get pregnant, so I gave her the old lemon slushie...She immediately drank it up and said "god damn that was delicious." and I said "you're welcome bitch, now get out!"

by Glover86Glover8hkoyjk May 30, 2017

Lemon

A sour/bitter person inside and out.

Gavin just stole my homework.

Man, he's such a lemon.

by mel_ June 15, 2017

Lemon Shaving

When a man or woman freezes his or her urine and garnishes drinks with said frozen urine

"Hi Mark, can I get a tall glass of milk with your homemade lemon shavings?"

by BaddaBinngBaddaBoom June 24, 2017

Lemonade Straw

The act of urinating in your lover's mouth while she (or he, if you're into that stuff) is giving you a blow job.

This judy was giving me a blow job and I really had to pee, so she got the privilege of receiving the lemonade straw.

by Pierre Boudreaux December 1, 2017