lag spasm

When ones connection to an online game is so bad that they lag all over the place. I hate this problem in gears of war.

"c'mon help I can't kill three guys at once!"
"Sorry man I'm having a lag spasm. I have to stand still for it to stop. I can't stop bouncing every where."

by annnnonnnnymous August 29, 2011

Contact-Lag

When you can't afford a big boy computer.when players meet "in game"to battle,the"game" will manifest random digital "bleeps"or "blorps" then game freezes and player reverts to a pre- pubescent animal like "tantrum". This occurs all at once.

Hey bro hes one..
Cool .. Wait WAIT! FUCKING CONTACT-LAG BULLSHITMUTHERFUCKING PIECE OF WASTE OF LIFE!! FIX YOUR FUCKED GAME YOU PUSSIES!

by Deadlagbaby September 12, 2020

Jet Lagged a Decade

It's when some edgy gen-Z attempts to make a 2000s joke in modern times that they seem to suddenly warped to that era.

"Did he just make a 'manamajeff' joke in 2021?"
"I know right? Man's jet lagged a decade."

by blaastranger December 28, 2020

Jet lagged

Feeling nauseous/sick after a trip to zynbabwe

Charles is a little jet lagged rn from his flight to zynbabwe

by Fortnitegod11 November 29, 2023

lag bomb

when somebody or something, usually in a game, creates something that lags the game heavily

AH CRAP HE'S MAKING A LAG BOMB USING BLOCK STACKING KILL HIM

by dreamybullsbatukam January 30, 2023

Schrödinger's Lag

The term used when lag occurs in a game but only when you're looking at the thing that lags your game.

Guy 1: "I spawned a skyscraper on Garry's Mod but it only lagged the game when I looked at it?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, that's Schrödinger's Lag"

by BoneZonelol October 08, 2020

Time Lag

to travel through time zones. This causes you to get tired earlier or later than usual. This is also an excuse if your sports team loses.

Dan: O man i'm so tired. Its only 6 P.M.
Chris: Yeah we are getting some major time lag

by SchweitZZ December 12, 2007