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Yoghurt Knitter

n A male who indulges in masturbation or yoghurt knitting. Unlike the word wanker this is more a statement of fact rather than an insult.
That guy is a real yoghurt knitter. He became an associate member of the mile high club when he took one off the wrist in the toilet of a jumbo.
by The Thumb Spinner July 27, 2011
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kottonmouth kings

Group of hardcore stoners who USED to make some kick ass music but the shit they been comin out with lately sucks.
The first 3 albums rocked, when saint dogg was still in the band...now they're trying to sound too hip hop/wiggerish. I no longer buy their albums.
by babybashlova May 9, 2005
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knotless

braids well people use it for a different definition who knows what it means ???? it’s everywhere what is the meaning of knotless??
knotless braids???
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Balloon knot

I just took a crap and my balloon knot is on fire.
by gumz December 28, 2005
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knotted dong

A knotted dong is where you take your big long dick tie it in a knot, give yourself a redsock fist your redsock then push your knotted dong into your ass roughly until you squirt out milky stuff
guy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY ASS ITS GOT MY KNOTTED DONG IN IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OUCH OUCH OUCH BOIII
by YusofBinLaden July 3, 2017
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Knotch on your belt

The assumption (or even fact) that a man may be using a woman for short-term physical and/or sexual pleasures.
Guy 1: She's not just another knotch on your belt...?
Guy 2: *checks pants* I'm not even wearing a belt... beltless...
by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011
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Boff Knot

A Guy with massive hair and is also a complete turd
Or No that guy is just a Boff Knot yeah!
by ben dearden December 26, 2008
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