Kevin it’s a tall guy he is super funny he looks mean but he actually he is super nice and wen he angry he doesn’t play around Kevin always have the biggest dick and he is a super loyal and he will never chit on a girl he is protective he like to dress as cool as he can he like the color red and black and he is define
Kevin is a guy that it’s tall funny great in bed he is over protective he like to joke around get in trouble in school and he is cute
by Young dodo Daquan March 27, 2019
Get the Kevin mug.a kevin flirts with literally every girl. he thinks he is so big but in reality he’s like 1 inch. he sucks and no matter how hard he tries he will never be funny. he looks like an avocado and probably deepthroats pickles.
nobody:
kevin: -deepthroats a pickle-
kevin: -deepthroats a pickle-
by white.obama February 21, 2020
Get the Kevin mug.Kevin is your basic non-abusive step-dad. He drives everyone to softball practice, and is also the coach. Kevin loves wearing polo shirts and khakis, so people often mocks him for being way too basic. Kevin also likes black coffee and is extremely socially akward. He’s your basic 50 year old back burner bitch.
“Hey Kevin, is that a new shirt?”
“Nope! I haven’t bought any new shirts since 2006.”
“Oh. That’s nice.”
“Nope! I haven’t bought any new shirts since 2006.”
“Oh. That’s nice.”
by Senketsu April 17, 2019
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to fuck with someone you shouldn't: underage girls, employees that are doing their job well Already, etc
"Did you hear about that 17 yr old that made out with the much older guy?"
"Yeah man. Bitch got Kevinized"
"Hey, can you do this extra task for me that's not really necessary but I'm under the impression is Essential to this getting done?"
"This guy is a kevinizing rampage today"
"Yeah man. Bitch got Kevinized"
"Hey, can you do this extra task for me that's not really necessary but I'm under the impression is Essential to this getting done?"
"This guy is a kevinizing rampage today"
by Smergy Borfendorf November 13, 2013
Get the kevinize mug.Kevin is aka the non dank Boomer cow. Kevins are tall asf and have onions instead of brains. There's not much you can say about them because they're the dumbest on Earth. And all other planets. All they do is do nothing other than sucking cows' teats, pissing off all the Aathmikas coolest and calling themselves dank. And they love return gifts and cow porn. If you come across a Kevin, RUN.
by Therealdankbish May 3, 2020
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