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Sloppy Jose' 

The act of filling a condom with salsa,beans,and any other mexican food then poking a hole in the end of the condom and squezing the contents out in your partner's rectum (buthole). Next procede to have anal sex with your partner. Next eat ( without using your hands) the contens of the " Sloppy Jose'" .
Last night my boy friend gave me a Sloppy Jose' and I don't think ill ever be able to eat mexican food again.

After i got a sloppy jose ive had intestinel problems ever since.

I havent stopped tingling since last night it starting to hurt.
Sloppy Jose' by KoleTrain August 6, 2011
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Idiotic dumb person who can go fuck himself X3
Jonuel:(laughs)(farts)te he (farts)
jonuel by Licky dicky May 10, 2018

San Jose 

Southernmost suburb of San Francisco.
Why did a take a job all the way down in San Jose?
San Jose by doughnuts June 26, 2007
Most awesomest person in the world besdies Elisa
Jose is so cool, but Elisa is cooler

Jose is so raw dieezel

Jose is Rawsome an cooler than Elisa Villa Way cooler
Jose by Elisa Villa January 16, 2009

sloppy jose 

when you cum in a girl and fall asleep right after. this will most likely cause the conception of your 4 and 5 child.
i got this condition known as sloppy jose, after i bust my nut i'm gonna pass the fuck out so don't ask me what i'm thinking about
sloppy jose by kingcaddy March 15, 2010

Jose Busdriver Santiago 

1. The one asshole in the crowd who stands out and even other assholes think he's an asshole. A Jose Santiago has superb nay-sayer skills and can drive any conversation negatively within seconds, he will also pout and storm out of the room like a two year old if he doesn't get his way.

2. An Asshole

3. Someone that as a kid got beat up numerous times and possibly corn holed in school by bigger kids (which was all of them). Now as a big boy he takes these repressed feelings and shares them with everyone in the form of being an A-HOLE.
1. What a Jose Busdriver Santiago that guy is, if its not his idea he will do his best to shoot the idea down.

2. Two men walk into a meeting

Joe: Ok the man in the black is on our side for this meeting

John: Great

Joe: The asshole in the corner in red is the Jose Busdriver Santiago

John: Yup there are Jose Busdriver Santiago's everywhere

jose ramon

A very curious person. He likes to experience new things in bed, he loves arm hair and has a lot of masturbation techniques.
Mom!! Jose Ramon is watching porn in the living room again!
jose ramon by xboxratkid August 31, 2017