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Jesse Faden

is the current Director of the Federal Bureau of Control. Jesse isn't the usual sarcastic, quippy girl you used to know. Her appearance is unremarkable and somewhat disheveled, she's pretty humorless, and, at times, her behavior borders on desperate. However Jesse is striking, not just because of her bright red hair and her strong jaw but because she stands with her shoulders squared, feet planted like she’s ready to fight. It is kind of sexy that she has that confidence.
Agents: Director we need help at sector 18!!
Jesse Faden: I will be right there.
by Chatur Singh November 23, 2021
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Jesse G.

A guy who is unbelievably amazing in bed. The best fuck around and able to go for hours when properly aroused. He may come across as totally gay, but you will thank God that he is not. Although immature and a bit of a penis wrinkle, he has a big heart and is worth your love.
I had myself a Jesse G. last night and now I’m walking funny
by Tuffmuff February 7, 2020
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Uncle-Jesseness

The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.
I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.
by DannyKRage May 16, 2012
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Jesse Marks

Two thumbs up awesome! Does everything she can for her children and family without looking for anything in return. Hard worker, sexy, loyal and very crafty with a little side of crazy.
You have yourself a real Jesse Marks if she starts dating you.
by brian fantana May 9, 2014
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Jesse and Brant

Wow look it’s Jesse and Brant
by Jabarg123 January 13, 2021
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jesse west

jesse west.. oh shit I am screwed
by wordwodksenvjib 43- March 7, 2019
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Jess/Jessie

A group of closeted Gay Christian men who may or may not be married to women. They often plan trips together without their beards.
That man over there is a major Jess/Jessie.
by Thriller Man February 11, 2023
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