Jared

The most Jared thing a Jared could ever do is be named Jared. They are constantly taking bathroom breaks each one longer then the last. They are experts in the arts of PC building and take pride in the fact that they know how to build a Lego or two (thanks to an engineering background). Expect them to talk about their Linus Tech Tips water bottle every now and then. That is just the Jared way.

Wow, is that guy who built is own PC out of nothing but dirt and grass? He's such a Jared!

by wordsarentreal78 April 12, 2022

Jared

A fellow Persian who is silky smooth.

He sure seems like a Jared.

by Suzy Slow Stitch January 14, 2021

Jared lel

a guy that everybody likes and supports. Also is an top 1 brawlhalla player and never spams nor loses a fight.

"Yoo that guy isn't spamming, he must the one and only Jared lel
"Cord: Yo dud jared why ru spamming
Jared lel: im goated

by jaredthemanman January 19, 2021

jared

jared is my baby. and he is awesome. jared is the best of the best and i love jared so much. :)
also the most sexy man in the world. (no ones better than him)

-tiffany

''Yeah that guy's pretty hot, but he's not Jared.''

by jared is my baby February 1, 2021

Jared

Jared is they type of person to make you feel like the happiest person ever. He’ll do anything to make you smile no matter what. He is the most amazing guy to live in this whole universe. He never lets you down, or anything. He is the most perfect guy living but he doesn’t know that. Jared is a very handsome guy but he doesn’t think that. So make sure to make him happy at all times because he deserves it all, he deserves the whole entire universe.

kaley- who is that?
ilee- that’s my one and only :) Jared
kaley- wow you must be very lucky to have him!
ilee- yes you are right, i am very lucky.

by Unknown228:) February 3, 2021

Jared

An okay guy that likes art loves music and says hello a lot

Jared really likes art

by Jared_animation February 9, 2021

Jared

The illest nigga God created.. has more smarticles than every contestant on High Q combined.. Lover to Pickles the prettiest princess of all the land.

Yeah he's cool but he's no Jared. You can't figure it out? Call Jared he already knows the answer..

by TURBOLINSKII February 27, 2021