Japanese Hoover

When you're sitting on a chair and a Japanese lady squats in front of you to have a chat . And then suddenly , out of nowhere , she sucks up your Dick and balls .

I swear i was talking to Megumi about my Last sushi meal and she suddendly gave me a brutal Japanese Hoover

by Vati June 12, 2019

Japanese treasure

An incredibly rare video game, often a prototype, that surfaces on a Japanese auction site (i.e. Yahoo Auctions), only to be bought by a Japanese private collector (often with classism and/or xenophobia as core motivations) and never seen again.

Archivist 1: Looks like there's a Super Mario Bros. 3 prototype up on Yahoo Auctions. Gonna start a fundraiser for it.
Archivist 2: There's some private collector talking about buying it to... Protect it from foreigners?
Archivist 1: Damn. Let's hope it doesn't become a Japanese treasure.

by Arctic Circle System January 10, 2022

Japanese pheonix tattoo

A sick fire chicken

Japanese pheonix tattoo

Person 1: Yo sick fire chicken tattoo! Why'd you get it?!

Person 2: I really like buffalo wing man!

by PocketOwner March 31, 2020

Japanese Two-Dong Stableford

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.

“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.

by LokiDeCat October 27, 2021

Japanese Pan Noodles

The art of eating any noodles, oriental usually, out of a womans ass

Yeah, I gave her some japanese pan noodles and she went crazy!

by Darren Pierce April 21, 2011

Japanese Sensation

The sensation where when you orgasm and you living the dream in your own world while thinking your going to turn into a zombie because your enjoying it so much

(Mark) I have had such a good wank. I felt the Japanese sensation

by anonymous December 6, 2020

japanese fro

A kid born in japan but not japanese but has a fro.

dyllan i fucking love your japanese fro dude!

by cdare7 August 23, 2011