jacketass

when an individual attempts to conceal their obesity by tying a jacket, sweatshirt or sweater around their hips, leaving the rest of the garment hanging down behind them, covering their buttocks.

"That heffer needs a bigger coat to cover her huge jacketass," said Spank Dangler from The Larrys!

by Spanky D November 23, 2010

jackerbating

The act of masturbating to Jack Bauer

Yesterday I walked in on my roommate jackerbating on the couch again

by teenwolf&wolverine February 20, 2011

jacket crapper

A sex move where you take a shit in someone's jacket and having them where the now shit jacket while fucking

He darn near gave her a jacket crapper!

by Jackett April 17, 2014

Jacker Boy

A young man that got caught pleasuring himself at an inappropriate time.

*Fap* *Fap* *Fap* "WHAT THE HELL DUDE" "What?" "WE ARE AT GRANDMA'S FUNERAL" "So?" "YOU ARE BEING A JACKER BOY RIGHT NOW?" "Well sorry, I can't control my urge to splurge"

by Bin Laden's Meaty pussy October 14, 2016

jackdedness

the state in which your arms a super duper buff

rich's jackdedness tore threw his shirt

by oyfookyo August 28, 2017

jackeliny

A beautiful milk chocolate girl with an ass from the gods. No other woman as intelligent and gorgeous as her. Perfect body, hair and eyes. everything about jackeliny is just spectacular. You never know what to expect with this wild girl. Great sense of humor and seems chill

Everyone loves Jackeliny

by buttholelover54 May 2, 2018

Jackie High

The high you get when you are super sleepy but have a sugar high.

Yo that bitch Jackie High!

by Mr.ManManMan June 14, 2018