A seabag pat down is the half-assed search for little liquor bottles and other contraband that a Sailor may be attempting and easily succeeding at bringing aboard a Navy Vessel. This search is always performed in a lackadaisical manner giving the stuffed seabag a few pats with the hands on the outside, then calling it "searched." Otherwise, with more determination, the contraband might be found, confiscated and therefore never shared with the Sailor on watch who is conducting the seabag pat-down.
Packing my deployment gear took some ingenuity because I had to surround the boxes full of Jack Daniels nips with soft clothing, packed tight. Otherwise, I may not pass the infamous "Seabag Pat Down."
by kdelik January 31, 2014
Get the seabag pat downmug. Pat ernz is the definition of simplifying patterns.
Creating subtle patterns to make an image as a whole with less patterns. A repeated decorative design with less decorative’s.
Creating subtle patterns to make an image as a whole with less patterns. A repeated decorative design with less decorative’s.
by FashionGuru_ November 23, 2021
Get the Pat Ernzmug. Definition of Fag
by Weedle415 September 28, 2019
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by Eshaybra22704 June 1, 2021
Get the Pat curriemug. When a chubby Ecuadorian convinces a questionable lady he is a doctor, then brings her back to his penthouse and performs an extremely short (literally) procedure on her lady parts. After the embarrassingly short act, he tells her she’s all clear and sends her on her way.
Oh man, don’t tell me you pulled the Ecuadorian Pat Smear ruse again. I hope you told her she had a clean bill of health before the “exam” , because she won’t after.
by Scotty Nice May 18, 2022
Get the Ecuadorian Pat Smearmug. by HTgqe May 12, 2022
Get the Pat Lovemug. 